We Did The Math: Our 2025 Goals Are 7.3 Bazillion Times Better Than Yours

Ah, January—when gym memberships spike, kale smoothie sales soar, and everyone swears this is the year they’ll finally learn to meditate. But here at FastGrid, our New Year’s resolutions pack a bit more voltage (pun absolutely intended, and we’ve got plenty more where that came from). While you’re counting steps and logging macros, we’re counting gigawatts and calculating grid connections. And trust us, 2025 isn’t just another trip around the sun—it’s about to be our most electrifying year yet! 

Want to hear some New Year’s resolutions that’ll make your “drink more water” goal look like amateur hour? Buckle up—we’re shooting for the stars, and we’re resolving to get there!

Resolution #1: Sprint Like There’s Free Pizza at the Finish Line

This year, we’re resolving to move at a pace that makes Olympic sprinters look like they’re power walking. Our goal? Help drive a future where renewables make up 62% of North America’s energy mix by 2035, and we’re not waiting around for someone else to lead the charge. This year’s resolution isn’t about joining the race—it’s about setting a pace that makes others wonder if we’ve invented teleportation. While the competition is still lacing up their running shoes, we’re already breaking land speed records and leaving the status quo in our dust. Our pledge? To sprint so fast toward clean energy goals that even Usain Bolt can’t keep up. Because in 2025, we’re not just resolving to run the race—we’re resolving to reinvent how fast it can be won.

Resolution #2: Create the Justice League of Engineering

This year’s other big resolution? Transform our team into the ultimate engineering powerhouse. While others are playing email tag between firms, we’re building an in-house dream team that makes the Avengers look understaffed. With 950 gigawatts of new solar and wind capacity needed within the next decade, we’re resolving to be the one-stop powerhouse where electrical wizards, civil engineering geniuses, structural savants, and high-voltage virtuosos all work in perfect harmony. While others are still scheduling their next Zoom coordination meeting, our in-house dream team is already designing tomorrow’s clean energy solutions. Because this year, we’re not just resolving to do more—we’re resolving to do it all, together, under one roof.

Resolution #3: Make Boxes Extinct (Sorry, Packaging Industry)

Conventional thinking is SO last year. With utilities facing their biggest challenge yet—boosting generation up to 26% by 2028 (that’s 5x larger than any five-year growth we’ve seen in decades), we’re not just thinking outside the box—we’re donating them all to cat sanctuaries. While other engineers are still building tidy little solution boxes, our engineers removed the word “box” from their minds entirely. (Last week, someone tried to draw a box in a meeting and spontaneously combusted.) Our resolution? Make energy solutions so wild they can’t be contained by any known geometric shape. Because in 2025, if your ideas can fit in a box, they’re probably not big enough to power the future.

Resolution #4: Embrace Change Faster Than Your Phone Updates Its OS 

This year, we’re resolving to move at the speed of tomorrow. While everyone else is still downloading the latest update, we’re racing to help deploy 1,500 GW of energy storage by 2030. That’s enough juice to power a small country’s worth of TikTok dances, light up every holiday display from here to Mars, and still keep your EVs running! (We definitely didn’t spend a lunch break calculating that... much.) Our resolution isn’t just to keep up with change, it’s to leave it in our tracks, asking, "What took you so long?" Because in our world, the future doesn’t wait for loading bars.

Resolution #5: Focus Like Your Autocorrect When You’re Trying to Swear

With clean energy investment set to hit $2.4 trillion by 2030 (that’s more zeros than our collective phone bills, and trust us, we’re all data hogs), we’re committed to commitment. In fact, we’re more focused than our boss trying to unmute during a virtual board meeting. Sure, those numbers are big enough to make our calculators sweat, but we’re here for it! We’re ready to map out every circuit, high-five every connection, and do math that would make Einstein say, “Wait, what?” Because when you’re resolved to help power the future, you don’t just count gigawatts – you make them count.

The best part? These aren’t your standard “New Year, New Me” resolutions that fade faster than your holiday tan. We’re talking about real commitments that are already in motion—backed by innovation, powered by passion, and yes, fueled by coffee. Because while we’re serious about transforming the future of energy, we believe the journey there should be as exciting as the destination. 

So here’s to 2025—may your coffee be strong, your transmission lines be stronger, and your clean energy goals be unstoppable!

Ready to do more of everything clean energy this year? Good, so are we. Contact us today.